• Archive of "Review" Category

    More Zombies?! Review

    03/15/2010 // 1 Comment »

    Do you find yourself in need of more zombies? Has Pocket Monkey Games got the survival shooter for you. In the cunningly titled More Zombies?! you play as Bob, a.k.a. Bullet Delivery Man, the guy who brings the hurt.

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    Posted in IPhone, Review

    Fret Nice Review

    02/15/2010 // No Comments »

    Fret Nice endeavors to repurpose your guitar peripherals to a task outside the rhythm niche. Not all endeavors succeed. Some fail miserably, and Fret Nice is among that less illustrious set. It’s simple, you won’t want to play this game as the developer intended.

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    Posted in PS3, Review

    Weekly Gaming Review Wrap-Up Episode 14

    02/03/2010 // 2 Comments »

    I play catch up with the slow season in full effect, and break down our latest reviews including Mass Effect 2, Emberwind and Tatsunoko vs. Capcom.

    Posted in PC, PS3, Review, Wii, XBox360

    ZTGD Review Wrap-Up 13

    01/18/2010 // 4 Comments »

    This week I return after a long winter’s nap with the latest video review wrap-up including recently released games such as Bayonetta, Darksiders and Sky Crawlers.

    Posted in IPhone, PC, PS3, Preview, Review, Wii, XBox360

    Emberwind Review

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    Emberwind is a charming fantasy platformer from indie developer TimeTrap. You play as gnome watchman Kindle and are accompanied by your snowy owl Hedwig. I mean Wick. King Gyro rules over typically safe streets, but now an evil army has hit town. Bummer. A Fire Gnome, Kindle has the duty of lighting the lamps of Grendale and thus delivering it from the invading gremlins and the evil CandleFinger while Wick provides taxi service. Other than that, Emberwind is light on lore and heavy on combat. Of course, how many of us really cared about why we were rescuing Peach, or how the gal got herself into such a predicament anyway? We were in it for the mushroom devouring, Koopa stomping glory, and Emberwind largely forgoes the pretense. (more…)

    Posted in PC, Review

    Trenches Review

    01/14/2010 // No Comments »

    If there’s a chance you haven’t sated your patriotic thirst for WWI by deploying wave after wave of variably armed minions, Trenches is here to drench your iPhone with the blood of your enemies. Dig yourselves a foxhole, boys, we’re gonna shoot us some Jerrys. (more…)

    Posted in IPhone, Review

    Call of Duty Classic Review

    12/18/2009 // No Comments »

    Just over half a decade has passed since its original release, but Call of Duty has been relegated to the retro pile. The past six years haven’t been particularly kind, and even with some admirable upscaling COD looks and feels dated. Still, it’s remarkable and occasionally amusing to experience how little the series has changed since the first go round on the PC. Swapping between Modern Warfare 2 and COD Classic, some lines got a little blurry, some things drove me crazy, and it all made it that much more apparent why the game was such a rollicking success in its day. (more…)

    Posted in PS3, Review, XBox360

    Hippo High Dive Review

    12/15/2009 // No Comments »

    With its origins in the code-fest that was the 360iDev Game Jam, Imangi Studios has released Hippo High Dive to the app store in tip top accelerometer shape. Adding a purple hippo to the App Store menagerie, you don a tutu around your ample midriff and take to a diving board. Possessing as much grace as Fantasia and your phone-tilting skills can impart, you must guide the star of the show through flaming hoops suspended in the air until you finally land in an improbably tiny pool of water. (more…)

    Posted in IPhone, Review

    ZTGD Weekly Review Wrap-Up Episode 12

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    This week I deliver a holiday shopping guide of gaming reviews including Torchlight, MX vs. ATV Reflex and the final chapter of Tales of Monkey Island.

    Posted in IPhone, PC, PS3, Review, Wii, XBox360

    Monkeys in Space: Escape to Banana Base Alpha – Review

    12/14/2009 // No Comments »

    With line-drawing as established an app formula as match-3, it’s nice when one comes on the scene that doesn’t make me want to cry from the pain of bland mimicry. The abundantly titled Monkeys in Space: Escape to Banana Base Alpha stays true to the simple hook of path management. Polished to a sparkling sheen the addictive gameplay is made impossibly better by the addition of monkeys. (more…)

    Posted in IPhone, Review

    Squeeballs Party Review

    12/10/2009 // No Comments »

    Before the game arrived on my doorstep I was unacquainted with the cute squishies known as Squeeballs. The animal-like little guys are apparently tailor made for destruction, and it’s about the time you’re tossing them into a meat grinder that things get kind of weird. OK, there’s no gore, but the concept is macabre enough. E for Everyone or not, it’s best if you don’t think too hard on it and just subject the little guys to the tortures designed for them across the game’s 11 mini-games. (more…)

    Posted in Review, Wii

    Comet Crash Review

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    A marriage of twin stick shooter and tower defense, Comet Crash melds the two popular downloadable genres with mixed results. Following their recent update, we took the defense with a touch of offense for a spin. (more…)

    Posted in PS3, Review

    Cash Cow Review

    12/08/2009 // No Comments »

    Cash Cow, a matching game, proves that sometimes all that’s needed for a good app is tried and true gameplay with a fresh spin. A port of the PC version released a year ago, there’s no doubt the iPhone offering is the superior version. Touting slicker gameplay and even increased content, well, it’s from Chillingo, so polish is practically guaranteed. (more…)

    Posted in IPhone, Review

    ZTGD Weekly Review Wrap-Up

    12/07/2009 // No Comments »

    This week I break down the latest holiday reviews including Assassin’s Creed II, Crystal Alliance and a pair of PSP Minis games that are definitely ones to look out for.

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    Posted in IPhone, PS3, PSP, Review, Wii, XBox360

    iHooy: A Game About Smashing Bombiez

    12/03/2009 // 1 Comment »

    Branded as a castle defense game, the game is advertised as “a cross between Guitar Hero and Metal Gear Solid”. For shame. The developers would have been better off controlling expectations by not comparing it to two of the most popular gaming franchises to date. How exactly is this game like either? Well, there is a guy with a mullet and bandana. (more…)

    Posted in IPhone, Review